1 00:00:01,190 --> 00:00:02,690 Mama, Halloween's this weekend. 2 00:00:02,950 --> 00:00:04,010 You know what that means. 3 00:00:04,410 --> 00:00:07,310 Yeah, I can finally give away that melted candy from last year. 4 00:00:08,690 --> 00:00:12,210 Stop playing. You know it's my birthday. So what do you have planned for me this 5 00:00:12,210 --> 00:00:14,450 year? Not much, baby, because I'm broke. 6 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:18,030 Dang, Mama, why do I have to suffer because you're poor? 7 00:00:19,810 --> 00:00:20,810 Yeah. 8 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,318 me, would you? 9 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:08,320 Um, no. 10 00:01:08,540 --> 00:01:10,580 That means yes. They're just trying to trick me. 11 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,040 They ought to know you're too smart for that angel toes. 12 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,960 We're trying to figure out how to get some money to finish our demo tape. 13 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,880 Well, maybe we can just raise some money. I mean, Halloween is coming up. 14 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:23,200 I don't think you can make that much money trick -or -treating. 15 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:28,980 Check this out. We can raise some money by throwing a haunted house party and 16 00:01:28,980 --> 00:01:29,919 charge admission. 17 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,060 Oh, that'll work and I'll still act surprised. 18 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,300 Let's show them, Aaron. 19 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,760 Surprise! 20 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:43,580 This party is not for you. 21 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:47,400 Yo, after class, let's go check out this old run -down house I passed today. 22 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:48,620 Okay, cool. 23 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,540 Hey, y 'all. Hey. Look, I need y 'all to find out where the professor's going 24 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:56,240 for Halloween, what he's wearing, who he's going with, when he's leaving, and 25 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,039 what route he's taking. 26 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,040 I'll take care of the rest. 27 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:00,040 You didn't get that information? 28 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,539 For a fee. 29 00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:02,600 Well, how much we talking? 30 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:03,800 How much you got? 31 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:04,518 Let's see. 32 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,940 Mama, don't spend my birthday money. 33 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,979 How about, uh, two dollars on the Milky Way? 34 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,780 On second thought, just make that $2. 35 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:15,720 We'll take it. 36 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:17,660 Okay. Okay, well, here it comes now. 37 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,660 I'm just going to hide behind the... I'll be right back. 38 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,020 Hey, Professor Ogilvie, are you coming to my birthday party again? 39 00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:31,140 Kim, if you see me at your party, put a straight jacket on me because I've gone 40 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:32,140 mad. 41 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:34,660 I take that as an RSVP. 42 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:38,940 No, no, no, forget it. I'll be at the party I was supposed to be at last year. 43 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:40,630 And that's still going on? 44 00:02:41,910 --> 00:02:42,910 Some party. 45 00:02:45,970 --> 00:02:49,350 And, uh, where is this party? Yeah, and, uh, what are you wearing, who you're 46 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:51,910 going with, what time are you leaving, and what route are you taking? 47 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:56,430 No, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking to any of you about Halloween. 48 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,870 That way I won't have to worry about Miss Parker. 49 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:03,270 Come on, doll, you can trust me. I'm your frat brother, brother. 50 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:06,110 How much is she paying you? Two dollars. 51 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:09,220 You're pathetic. 52 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:17,320 Okay, what did y 'all find out? That you can keep your two dollars. 53 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:25,540 You really think someone lives here? 54 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,520 I don't know. Find out. 55 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,700 Somebody must be home. I just saw a light upstairs go off. 56 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:32,700 I don't want my party here. 57 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,680 Yeah, this place is repulsive. 58 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:37,170 Oh. But who's complaining? 59 00:03:37,570 --> 00:03:39,510 Hi, I'm Evie. I mean, Steedy. 60 00:03:40,370 --> 00:03:41,490 Can I help you? 61 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:44,490 Your dog is the owner of the house, then? Do I look like a dog? 62 00:03:44,870 --> 00:03:46,310 Well, you do look a little bit bullish. 63 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:53,250 We're interested in possibly renting this house and maybe you for a Halloween 64 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:54,250 party. 65 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:55,510 Follow me. 66 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:56,570 Try and stop me. 67 00:03:57,550 --> 00:03:59,650 Madam, you have visitors. 68 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,890 Why are you people in my home? 69 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,570 Your butler let us in. 70 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:12,010 Touch my necklace and die. 71 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:13,530 Calm down, Drama Mama. 72 00:04:14,970 --> 00:04:17,130 Yeah, we just want to rent your house for a Halloween party. 73 00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:20,890 Forget it. I would never rent my home. 74 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:24,490 Especially not to reckless teenagers. 75 00:04:25,470 --> 00:04:29,350 Keep calling reckless. I may be a little careless with my spending. Oliver! 76 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:31,730 Show them out. 77 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:33,070 Out! 78 00:04:37,190 --> 00:04:38,190 Aren't you coming? 79 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:41,240 Well, I was hoping to have a little quiet time with Oliver, so... 80 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,060 We want to throw this banging Halloween party. For my birthday. 81 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:22,800 Okay, Kim, for the last time, it is not for your birthday. It is for our demo 82 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,400 tape. You so crazy. 83 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:29,080 Look, we found this great house. Yeah, only the owner thinks we're too young 84 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,240 irresponsible to rent it. 85 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:33,020 They're right. 86 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,340 Yes, we need someone like you. 87 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:36,720 Someone old. 88 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,480 Dirt. 89 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:42,940 So if you could just vouch for us. Or maybe even put down a little deposit. 90 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,320 Or some money. 91 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:49,430 Come on, Nikki, we'll pay you right back. We're gonna make a grip. 92 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:55,130 Look, I'm so broke that if I pulled into a gas station, I'd be asking for 25 93 00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:56,790 cents on pump three. 94 00:05:57,670 --> 00:05:58,670 Sorry. 95 00:06:02,390 --> 00:06:05,730 Forget it. Let's go ask Professor O. My friend always comes through. 96 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:06,970 Okay. 97 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:20,550 Come on, it's part demo tape. 98 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:24,570 No, and that's my final answer. Now, good luck and goodbye. 99 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:28,770 Too bad, because the owner's a single, lonely, ultra -fine honey. 100 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:35,550 My door is always open for my students. 101 00:06:37,710 --> 00:06:41,230 What? A fine honey lives in this dump? 102 00:06:41,850 --> 00:06:44,530 Don't let the outside fool you. The inside is tight. 103 00:06:44,810 --> 00:06:46,430 Professor, I sure hope you can get it out. 104 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:49,810 Yeah, and while you're working on the owner, I'll be buttering up the butler. 105 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:51,450 He has a little thing for me. 106 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:55,630 Hello, handsome. 107 00:06:59,590 --> 00:07:01,730 Okay, see, I should have told him I was bringing company. 108 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:03,870 Let me try. 109 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:09,510 My lord. 110 00:07:10,670 --> 00:07:11,770 Who is it now? 111 00:07:13,890 --> 00:07:14,890 My prince. 112 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:16,770 No. Professor. 113 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,950 Professor Stanley Ogilvie. 114 00:07:19,810 --> 00:07:24,910 I am Cleopatra Khadija Sumatra Azura Mota. 115 00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:28,630 Hey, Cleo! 116 00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:30,910 Come in. 117 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:33,750 My prayers have been answered. 118 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:36,170 Mine, too. 119 00:07:37,050 --> 00:07:42,090 Look, I know you were reluctant to rent to my friend, but... The house is yours. 120 00:07:42,510 --> 00:07:44,930 For free. Professor, you're good. 121 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:47,240 We're only under one condition. 122 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:48,740 Not that good. 123 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:54,460 You must come to the party so that we can get better acquainted. 124 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,300 And it'll give us a chance to hang out. 125 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:04,000 Well, I don't see why I couldn't come by for a few minutes. 126 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:06,920 In that case, my house is yours. 127 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,080 My Egyptian prince. 128 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,760 As you wish, my queen. 129 00:08:18,190 --> 00:08:19,370 I don't believe what I'm seeing. 130 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:20,870 Thank you. 131 00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:22,530 And they're real. 132 00:08:23,230 --> 00:08:24,230 No, no. 133 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:26,610 I mean your necklace. 134 00:08:26,830 --> 00:08:29,750 I mean, it looks like the ancient scarab of Lexus. 135 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:31,790 I thought Lexus only made horse. 136 00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:38,870 I saw it at the King Tut exhibit. It said to hold the power of eternal life. 137 00:08:39,190 --> 00:08:40,190 It does. 138 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:43,010 I'm actually 4 ,000 years old. 139 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:46,010 Girl, you look good. 140 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,750 Well, you have a delightful sense of humor. 141 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:53,130 I look forward to seeing you at the party. 142 00:08:53,350 --> 00:08:54,770 I will count the hours. 143 00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:01,150 Play on, Platt. 144 00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:06,010 Oliver, 145 00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:07,650 it's him! 146 00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:11,750 We have searched for centuries and at last we've found him. 147 00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:12,970 I sure hope so. 148 00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:14,130 I'm... 149 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:24,120 has been reincarnated as some goofball professor. 150 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:29,180 It matters not. He's but a mere vessel to be sacrificed. 151 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:33,580 This Halloween will truly be a great celebration. 152 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:55,960 My love, once I steal the professor's soul and give it to you, you shall live 153 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:56,960 again. 154 00:09:57,660 --> 00:10:00,140 What shall we do with the others? 155 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:03,820 Sacrifice them. 156 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:05,740 Sacrifice them all. 157 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,820 Now you can laugh like a fool. 158 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:28,220 Halloween. Oh, too cheap to buy a costume, huh? 159 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,060 Oh, that's why I be shopping from your closet. 160 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:36,820 Hey, baby. 161 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,220 Hey. Where you been all day? 162 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:41,580 Oh, we found a place to have my surprise birthday party. 163 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:44,280 Oh. So, Wendellie, what are you getting me? 164 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,040 Nothing, because your party is a surprise to me. 165 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,860 Oh, good acting, Mama. You coaching her? 166 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,380 Oh, well, here's another surprise. 167 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,700 I don't know anything about your party, either. 168 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,680 And Donna and I are going to another party. Well, that's too bad because the 169 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,160 professor will be at my party. 170 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,120 Oh, well, that's the other party I was talking about. 171 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,840 Tonight, my love, we will be... 172 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:36,879 Egyptian tunes. 173 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,920 Hey, y 'all got it cracking up in here. 174 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:42,140 Hey, uh, cute skirt. 175 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:44,400 Where's a good stiff breeze when you need one, huh? 176 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:50,040 Oh, this is great. Now, I think we should have a three -gift minimum to get 177 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:52,580 Then I guess I can't come. 178 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,300 Where's Prince Amir? 179 00:11:55,460 --> 00:12:00,000 Who? I mean Professor Ogilvie. Oh, he's on his way. We just came early to set up 180 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,260 the DJ equipment and decorate. 181 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,560 Yeah, I hope you aren't charging us for these decorations. 182 00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:07,470 Of course not. It's all part of this evening's ceremony. 183 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:11,750 Oh, I want to thank you, Cleo, for making my birthday so special. 184 00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:14,390 And you are? 185 00:12:14,770 --> 00:12:15,890 Good one, Cleo. 186 00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:21,650 This almost looks real. Don't touch him. 187 00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:23,830 He's our guest of honor. 188 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,270 Well, I'm not sharing my gifts with him. 189 00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:30,750 You guys go ahead and fit in setting up at the door. I'm going to get this music 190 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,750 going. 191 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:37,050 Kim's birthday party admission, $20. 192 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:42,710 For the last time, this is not your birthday party. 193 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,090 Oh, my God. You look real. 194 00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:46,390 Real funky. 195 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:47,670 Excuse me, $20. 196 00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:52,410 What are the odds of so many people showing up as mummies? 197 00:12:54,430 --> 00:12:56,270 Cleo, none of these mummies paid admission. 198 00:12:56,590 --> 00:13:00,090 That's because they're my guests. And they're here to share the rites of 199 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:02,490 Uh, is that attention for my birthday party? 200 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,240 I should have made a no mummies getting free sign. 201 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:50,700 Those friends are here. At this rate, we're not making any money. 202 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,720 Wow. You guys went all out this year. 203 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,220 Nice touch of realism. 204 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:07,160 I'm so glad you made it. This evening couldn't have happened without you. 205 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,860 Well, maybe we should go somewhere and talk about it. 206 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,260 Well, I was thinking more than talk. 207 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,140 Miss Parker, how did you find out what I was wearing? 208 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:28,880 Well, you transmitted your sweet love thoughts to me during your sleep. 209 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,480 Does that mean you broke into my apartment and went through my closet? 210 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,780 Yep, pretty much. 211 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:37,980 Come, my friend. The time is near. 212 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:44,080 Uh, please loosen your grip on my man before you lose your press on nails. 213 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,920 Cleo, I'm not her man. 214 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:51,700 Please, he always said that in public. But behind closed doors, he's an animal. 215 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,200 you talk that way to me. 216 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,040 I could have your tongue cut out. 217 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:02,080 You do that, then I'll take it and beat you silly with it. 218 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:07,560 Guess I showed that Claire Patrick wannabe. 219 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:09,140 Now, where were we, Professor? 220 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,060 Where did he go? 221 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,160 Oh, who cares? 222 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:17,120 Look at the package on that mummy. I'm gonna go see if I can unravel it. 223 00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:23,740 Midnight is approaching. 224 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,290 Shall I prepare for the sacrifices? 225 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,090 Yes. 226 00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:31,310 And I will go retrieve our prince. 227 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:36,530 Look, there are plenty of single mummies here. Why don't you go and wrap 228 00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:37,730 yourself around one of them? 229 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:41,090 Would you like to dance? 230 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,390 No, you're not my type. 231 00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:43,890 But you're my type. 232 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,110 Let's go. 233 00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:54,850 Goodness, you saved me from that crazy woman. 234 00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:58,850 After tonight, Phil will never be in our way again. 235 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:01,370 Oh, I like your way of thinking. 236 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,810 So, um, where do we go from here? 237 00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:06,510 To eternity. 238 00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:10,450 Oh, you know, you're a very different kind of woman. 239 00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:14,990 Is your scarab glowing? 240 00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:16,950 Oh, I don't know. 241 00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:19,090 Why don't you look closer? 242 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,710 in the basement with Andell and the other partygoers, just like last year. 243 00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:43,210 Ooh, you could've came up with something new. 244 00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:47,110 Excuse me, but I have an Egyptian hoochie to beat down. 245 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:49,190 Ah! 246 00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:51,830 Miss Parker. 247 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:53,550 What are you doing? 248 00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:57,070 Stopping you from kissing him. You did? 249 00:16:58,590 --> 00:16:59,590 Damn! 250 00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:02,410 I got a headache. 251 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:03,670 I gotta sit down. 252 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:05,890 You fool! 253 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,579 I will not be denied. 254 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,060 Oh, I know you didn't just call me a fool. 255 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,260 I will sacrifice you just like the others. What others? 256 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:22,300 Oh, my God. You guys did all this for my birthday? 257 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,339 I should have brought a camera. 258 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,640 I got one. 259 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,680 Hi. 260 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:34,800 What's going on here? As soon as I feel the soul of Professor Ogilvie with a 261 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,800 kiss, 262 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,620 I can breathe life back into my beloved prince. 263 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:43,520 And after 4 ,000 years, we will be reunited. 264 00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:49,200 Okay. She's cute, but crazy. I'm out. 265 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,970 Sure, we can work this out. All you want is a little kiss. 266 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:14,230 Never. 267 00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:16,190 No. 268 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:18,330 That's what my man, baby. 269 00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:25,450 You got the wrong one here. Let me let you know it right on. 270 00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:21,150 and that I pinch myself to see if I'm awake. 271 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,770 Okay, is there a way we can make him disappear? 272 00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:28,610 Maybe we should go to the police. 273 00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:31,550 And tell them what? That the house we were in didn't exist? 274 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:34,470 I don't know about y 'all, but I'm gonna forget any of this even happened.